Resolutions for the planet

See ya 2005 and good riddance. We have no control over earthly calamities such as tsunamis, earthquakes, and to some extent hurricaines and floods; however, for once can we get our collective shit together as a species and ring the new year with the following:

1) less spilled blood
2) less cynicism
3) less fox news and "Bill O'Really" I'm not about spin (o.k., some cynicism is required to survive).
4) more sex, yes sex. If all the fucks of the world fucked more (including myself), maybe we'd be less angry or maybe too tired to be angry.
5) more honesty with ourselves, our enemies and our lovers.
6) less whining and crying.
7) more Guenoc Victorian Claret (this probably would help with #1, 2, 4, and 5, but could make #6 worse).
8) less talk about GOD, the bible, creation and more actually helping people in need.
9) fucking peace for a change.