¿Qué onda güero?

Dear George Allen,
Your attempt at hurling a racial slur at an American of Indian desent at your recent political rally in Virginia was meager at best. My advice: if you really want to offend someone, say something offensive. Don't pussyfoot around by saying some jumbled set of vowels and consonants that few have ever heard. Now, I'm not advocating the use of racial slurs by anyone--especially mopes running for political office. All I'm saying is, at least come up with something better than a racial slur used by the French referring to dark skinned North Africans--hummm, your mother is a French (i.e., white) Tunisian. To me, It's more offensive that you "welcomed" Mr. Sidarth (an American) to America. Do your homework you lazy sack of redneck shit. And, the next time you invoke a racial epithet at a political rally or "other" type of "rally", you know what I'm talkin' bout' George, at least get it right you dumb fucking güero.

Signed,
Hebe in SoCal (see at least I know the appropriate slur to use when I derogate my own peeps!)