It's Official

We're staying left-coast for now. No move, no UM, no humidity. Oh well, I was kinda looking forward to the humidity, shitty baseball teams, Doreen Gensler, Sonny Jorgenson, traffic, incessant questions about "what do you do", rat racers, people who work "on the hill", bloated egos, terrorist assholes, W, political pedophiles, people who stand at the door on the Metro and refuse to move when I'm trying to get on, ass-hats, shall I continue? Oh yea, I forgot: no fucking beer or wine in grocery stores! However, I was really looking forward to being back with some really good friends who I love dearly. But hey: Go West Young Men (Uh, Ty, Rene, Pete, etc.).