A New America

"When fascism reaches these shores it will be holding a flag in one hand and a bible in the other."

Sinclair Lewis (paraphrased)

What Next, Condoms?

Actually, condoms would make more sense.
"Hummer Cologne....Like driving a Hummer doesn't already make you a big enough asshole."

Courtesy of Late Night with Conan O'Brian

FU-H2

Buck up Poser

A writer writes.

Blink, Blink, Blink goes the cursor.

You Know You're in Santee when.....

1. The women in front of you at the check out is paying by check and she is not 80 years old.
2. The truck you're parked next to has a sticker that says "Silly cowboys, trucks are for girls"
3. The parking spaces labled "compact only" easily accomodate "small" SUVs like 4-Runners or Pathfinders.
4. The quaint Italian place around the corner is called "The Olive Garden"
5. The town folk think the term "White Trash" refers to a segregated garbage dump.
6. The salutatorian of the local high school went to the welding academy.
7. People think "micro-brew" means a really small can of Coors Light.
8. The best selling book in Borders is a CD by Toby Keith.
9. The town folk think the term "Trailer Trash" refers to the garbage 'round back.
10. Each visit reminds you of why you left in the first place.