Where's the Sissy Strap?

This is not the correct way to wear a dunce cap.

Norv Turner?

You got to be fucking kidding me. Of all the possible coaches the Chargers could hire, they pick Norv Turner. Has this guy ever won? Actually, the answer is a resounding NO. Here is his record as a head coach with the Redskins and Oakland....58-82-1. Ah, I think loser comes to mind when looking at that record. But, I know the reason for his selection. He will make a great puppet for A.J. Smith who refuses to let an actual "expert" run the coaching of the team. Day-to-day meddling from the front office never results in a Superbowl victory. A.J. Smith is a prick who believes he can run the team. Perhaps he should take a crack at being the coach....being that he never played a nano-second of pro-ball, I'm sure he has all the answers. Let's here it for the Los Angeles Chargers!

Older Siblings

JFR: "Jack, Let's play No means Yes and Yes means No."

JBR: "O.K."

JFR: "Jack, do you want to eat some candy?"

JBR: "No."

JFR: "Do you want to eat some fruit?"

JBR: "No."

JFR: "Do you want to eat some garbage?"

JBR: "Yes."

JFR: "Ha-Ha, Jack wants to eat garbage!"