My Sentiments

So I've been too busy to be creative or to think of anything interesting to post. However, here are the lyrics from a Ben Folds song (All U Can Eat) off his new release "Supersunnyspeedgraphic: the LP". Sums up my view of most Americans. I think this song would be a great intro song for a sit com on TEEVEE with me as the central character. Of course, given my proclivity to curse and look at snoobs, this would need to be pitched to HBO. So Seinfeld made a show about nothing, this show would be about me. Just everyday shit. I'm funny. Think about it.



All U Can Eat

Son, look at all the people in this restaurant
What do you think they weigh?
And out the window to the parking lot
At their SUV's taking all the space

They give no fuck
They talk as loud as they want
They give no fuck
Just as long as there's enough for them

Gonna get on the microphone down at Wal-Mart
Talk about some shit that's been on my mind
Talk of the state of this great nation of ours
People look to your left
Yeah, look to your right

They give no fuck
They buy as much as they want
They give no fuck
Just as long as there's enough for them

Son, look at the people lining up for plastic
Wouldn't you like to see them in the National Geographic?
Squatting bare assed in the dirt eating rice from a bowl
With a towel on their head, and maybe a bone in their nose

See that asshole with the peace sign on his license plate?
Giving me the finger and running me out of his lane
God made us number one because he loves us the best
Well he should go bless someone else for a while
Give us a rest

(They give no)
Yeah, and everyone can see
(They give no)
We've eaten all that we can eat

PS: Also check out the remake of the Dr. Dre song "Bitches ain't shit". Coolasic.