FUCK! I'll Just Do it Myself

I find that I spend more time explaining stuff to people than the time it would have taken for me to do it myself. Today this line of thinking lead me down a road of 7+ hours of doing some shit at work for someone else that I wasn't supposed to do in the first place. Now, I'm sure I'll get all kinds of questions about what I did when in fact all I did was put together the turds I was given into a one large piece of excrement. Work = Why?

Quote of the Day

"You're hiring too much vagina around here!"

--MBR to coworker in response to the flurry of birthday cards, sympathy cards, and wedding presents currently being routed through the office.

Quote of the Day

"The Bible truly is one of the funniest books I've ever read. ... It was written thousands of years ago, when people were even dumber than they are today. ... It's absurd to believe in that shit." - David Cross: Shut Up, You Fucking Baby!, 2002

P.S. Check out his stuff in Vice mag and on Vice.com. And who can forget: "Chicken-pot, chicken-pot, chicken-pot pie."